The Unexpurgated Code by J.P. Donleavy
Author:J.P. Donleavy [J.P. Donleavy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781843512776
Publisher: The Lilliput Press
Published: 2012-06-30T16:00:00+00:00
Solitary Masturbation
One should guard against interruptions which the silence prevailing during the enjoyment of this habit frequently occasions. Always have ready a quip to offer the person looking for you so that he may exercise an unembarrassed discreet retreat. Avoid however, the phrase.
‘I’ll be right with you.’
As it leads an intruder with the intent of loitering, to reply.
‘O no, that’s all right, please take your time.’
Upon coming upon someone engaged in this practice, always demonstrate your broadminded urbanity with a smile and the brief comment.
‘Ah you’re in good hands.’
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